Saturday, June 17, 2006

Depressed in Gotham

Dear Doctor Dysphoric:

I don't want to do anything. I used to enjoy watching TV, complaining, and eating. Now I don't want to do nothing. I am miserable all the time. What could possibly be the matter with me?


--Depressed in Gotham




Dear Depressed:

You are not alone. Nice day in MAnhattan? Everybody out with their frat buddies drinking pitchers of Bud? Playing frisbee in Riverside park? No wonder you don't want to do it. Who can deal with that torture? Go ahead and try the SSRI your doctor Rxed for you. But don't get them hopes up. Talk therapy kinda sucks too. Sorry, you are just screwed, same as me.

--Dr. D

Comments:
ps--

try listening to the Yo La Tengo. They add beauty to the misery that is surrounds us.

--Doctor D
 
Dear Dysphoric:

What you think of Cat Power?

--Depressed and needing music to listen to



Dear Depressed:

I like her. I think she bagged on her recent tour due to psychiatric disease. I don't know forsure, but I read through the lines on the Matator website. Crazy knows Crazy.

--Doctor D
 
Dear Doctor D:

What kind of whiskey is good for you?

--anonymous


Dear Anon--

They all good for you. But LaFrogs tastes the best, in my opinion. Used to like it on the rocks, but now drinking it neat. Cheers!

-Dr. D
 
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